DIET

                           Can't eat beef........mad cow.
                           Can't eat chicken...... bird flu
                           Can't eat eggs...... again, bird flu
                           Can't eat pork.....fears that bird flu will infect 
                           piggies
                           Can't eat fish....... heavy metals in the waters has
                           poisoned their meat
                           Can't eat fruits and veggies....... insecticides and
                           herbicides
                           Can't eat bread...............Atkins  diet.
                           
                           Hmmmm!
                           I believe that leaves Chocolate  AND BEER (of course I 
                           added
                           that one)